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Jerry Grinstead
(aka: Mr. Mallow)
Personal Goal:
To spend more time with Mrs. Mallow!
(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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President & Director of Social Media
Author of:
In your FaceBook
and
Tweet This - Sticky Fingers-Clean Mind
Communications Consultant, Documentation Specialist
and Grand Pooba Knight of the Order of the Mallow.
Instructor:
-- Roasting perfect
marshmallows every time.
--
Roasting Therapy - a cure for the
disfunctioning family
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Skewer Master, Douglas K. Grass, Esq.,
ITSM
Favorite Toast:
"Here's to our wives and our
sweethearts...May they never meet!"
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Security Manager, NMRI Real
Properties Vice President and Hornet
football analyst.
Author of:
Mastering the art of Tailgate Parties - A
roasters perspective
and
Early Art of Marcus Bausch - an
Uninhibited Perspective
and
National Critical Mallow Infrastructure
Protection Mechanisms, Mallow Directive 4,
Department of Homeland Security
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Ms. Susan Warner, RN, MSN, PHN
aka:
Mrs. Mallow |
Roasting Coach, NMRI Olympic Roasting Team,
North America
Author of:
Coaching Roasting Teams:
A comparative study in Roasting Coaching
styles of the Midwestern United States
and Southern France.
Organizer of:
World Roasters Organization (WRO)
Symposium Stockholm 2008 -
Mallow Judging Rules and Regulations
Formalization.
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Ms. Nancy R., MPPA, RN, PHN, Etc.,
Etc.,
Nancy with Susan at the annual Northstar at
Tahoe Ski and Snow Roast
Personal Philosophy:
The most important things in life are:
1. to appreciate the perfect dirty Martini;
2. to do twice as much for others as is
done for us;
3. to be somewhat happy |
Secretary under
the President Undersecretary to the
President, NMRI
Author of:
Roast in Peace: Mallow motivation in the corporate
board room
Dissertation Topic:
Intellectual Virtues of Roasting and
their effects on Metacognition of Mallow
Lore.
Organizer of:
Annual Northstar at Tahoe Ski and Snow
Roast
weekend.
Instructor:
-- Mellow Mallow Yoga
-- Balancing work and family as you pursue
the perfect roast.
-- Persuading others to see things your
way - or - "Skewer you!"
Author of:
Martinis make me somewhat happy
- A formula for life |
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Señor E. Favero, RN
Personal Goal:
To
promote fitness and health in the
workplace through Roasting and Exercise.
Quote
most often used:
"English is my fourth language, so
please bear with me while I find the
right words."
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NMRI Corporate fitness specialist.
Author of:
Constipation
Remedies for Mallow Roasters and
Managers (We can work it out.)
Instructor:
-- Keeping your body healthy in a stressful
roasting environment.
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The best of people skills from around
the world - Roasting techniques of Peru,
France and Italy
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Ms. T. Melavic
Personal
Goal:
To make and drink the perfect
Mallow Martini.
Melavic's Mallowtini recipe:
1.5 oz Effen Vodka.
Swirl of Vermouth.
Shake with
ice 30 seconds.
Garnish with 1
olive under 2 mini marshmallows.
Drink and Repeat!
Most used quote:
"Honey -
Watch the Kids!"
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Public Information Officer, Media
Specialist
Author of:
Colloquial Roasting: A study in
contrasts between the Ligonier Indiana
Marshmallow Festival and the Munich
Mallowfest.
Organizer:
13th annual NMRI Columbus Day tree
lighting celebration, on the Capitol
steps in Columbus, Ohio.
Instructor:
How to talk to the media during a
crisis - Roasting Tragedies in the News.
Senior Editor/Publisher:
The Mallow Factor
Newsletter
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Master Roaster, KR Grace
Personal Goals:
To personally
taste test every micro brew in German
Village, Columbus Ohio and introduce
Melavic's Mallowtini to each and every
bartender in town.
To
research and design the mallow color continuum for
judges and event staff.
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Vice
President, NMRI Mallow Research &
Development
Author of:
Beer tastes good
... and
Beer tastes good - Volume 2
Author
of:
How to become a slumlord in 28 days
without even trying.
Lecturer on:
Researching the
substitution of Marshmallows for Honey
in Honey Pale Ale... A beer taster's
perspective.
Organizer
of:
The 2009
Bexley Ohio Mallow Fest and the Schiller Park Master Roasters Event -
German Village
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Roasting Judges Extraordinaire |
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Mat Brennan
Julie Sherman
Barry S. Mortimeyer
Bonnie Clark |
Melbourne Australia
Kirkland Washington
Roseville California
Melbourne Australia |
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Senior NMRI Roasters/Consulants
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Jesse Terry |
Author of
Pay fewer taxes:
Incentives Modeling
Author of Loopholes: An Ex-AIG
Accountant's View
Instructor:
My Space strategies, Warcraft (online
gaming) techniques to implement in the
workplace.
Lecturer: How working the Carl's
Jr. drive-through window made me a
better person. |
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Camille F.
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NMRI Ambassador to West Virginia, where
the state motto is, "We don't let no
teeth git in the way of no morshmellas"
NMRI Director of Women's Outreach.
Author of
The Mallow Monologues
- Roasters Without Borders
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Ana Harris
(AKA - Ana Duh)
Personal Goal:
To finally attend one Roasting event
where no one gets burned, skewered, or
ill from eating too many roasted
marshmallows.
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NMRI Safety Specialist - See
Ana Duh CAUTIONS
on the
Tips & Tricks
page.
International ambassador to Canada and
formerly to the prison at Guantanamo Bay (You
wouldn't believe how fast they talk with
a red hot skewer at the ready).
Author of Roasting in the
Post-9/11 era - An NMRI Survival Manual
($9.95 barnesandnoble.com) |
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Paige Alesia, CRC
Quote most
used by Paige:
"Give a
man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a
man to fish, and his wife will eat alone.” |
Certified
Roasting Consultant (CRC)
Director
of Children's Outreach, NMRI Michigan
Operations, and
Reluctant Ambassador to that State down
south -- aka Ohio. |
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Colby Allen, Esq |
Esteemed
vice-Chairman of the Board of Roasters, NMRI
Northern Redding/Cottonwood Chapter.
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Mike David &
Matt Robert |
Co-treasurers, Doubles Roasting
Champions, 2009, Co-captains, Ohio
University Bobcats Marshmalow Roasting
Team (GO CATS!), 2009-2010.
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James Gerald, Esq |
Student representative, NMRI Board of
Roasters
Liaison and Special Envoy to the Iraqi
Governing Council, where the rule of the
day is, "Never send a boy to do Imam's job."
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Tyler Koons, Esq |
Marshmallow Senior taster, tester, and
toaster.
Mr. Buff-Puff Marshmallow Man, 2007-2008
(and Speedo Model)
Inventor of the RONCO combination
roasting skewer, fishing pole, and sand
wedge. "Never leave your wife without
it!"
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ZaK Warner, CRC
(ZaK the Mallow Maniac)
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NMRI Special Events & Competition
Coordinator.
Winner of the 2009 Mallow Marathon and
world record holder (that's running
261.82 meters while eating a full bag of
Campfire Marshmallows). |
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Ryan Lee
Favorite Lure: The Shasta Fly.
The Shasta
fly is one mini-marshmallow and one
salmon egg on a hook. It'll knock em'
dead! |
Corporate
marketing representative, Coordinator
of 2008 Million Roasters March in Washington
DC & Bass Tournament on Shasta Lake. |
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Donations are gladly accepted.
Or purchase something
from the
Online Store
Any amount is welcome,
but for a mere $5 donation, we'll send you a laminated NMRI membership
card. The Membership Card identifies you as an official Mallow Roasting Judge
Extraordinaire, whose decisions are foremost and final! We'll need your
Name and address to mail it to.
Don't have a PayPal
account, but still want a membership card?
You can always just send a donation with your
name and address by postal mail to:
Jerry
Grinstead
6377 Parkcreek Circle
Citrus Heights, CA 95621
Again, any amount is
welcome, but for a donation of $5 or more you'll receive a laminated
membership card and a welcoming letter from the President.
Get Membership
Information by submitting your comments in the form below.
Sample Front side of laminated membership Card
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Send Roasting stories to:
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